Spyware Upsets Me To No Extent (ie. Pisses Me Off)

So I've spent most of my day here at work working on Bernie's computer. Bernie is a large man from Skyward Towers. So large, in fact, that I will not be blaming his ignorance for the disaster that is his computer for fear that he may one day seek retribution. In other words, pound me.

But, alas, it's not really his fault to begin with. I must try and remember that the harlot creators of this 'spyware' are to blame. Not those who don't know how to keep it from infecting their computers.

I've been running multiple versions of multiple scanning applications to very little avail. Windows files had been corrupted, pop-ups were plentiful, and the thing was just damn slow. But, slowly and surely, I'm getting the job done.

Normally I'd just reinstall the system (as that takes much less time) however, the one thing I might be able to blame good ol' Bernie for, is that he has software running on his computer that is extinct. He has no way of reinstalling it. Yet, he needs it. So I must work tirelessly to do the best I can to repair the dammage these heathen programming bastards have propagated.

Stupid dumb heads...

At least I like Bernie. That makes it easier.