I Am Superman

Today I ran into Elysia at the book store on campus.

She recognized me as I was leaving and jumped up with a big smile and this is a brief (semi-accurate) script of our conversation.

Elysia: Hey!

§panky®: Hey, how are ya?

Elysia: Not bad.

§panky®: I didn't know you were working here.

Elysia: Yup. You on campus this semester?

§panky®: Yup. Just bought my books.

Elysia: Weren't you in school last semester?

§panky®: Noooo...I haven't been in school for over a year now.

Elysia: Well, then, how do I know you?

§panky®: You don't remember me? *stunned look*

Elysia: *semi-embarrassed look and a shrug*

§panky®: I was like Superman to you.

Elysia: Oh yeah! Ha ha, sorry!

§panky®: Well I've gotta go, but I'll see you around Cole's sometime.

Elysia: Ha ha, okay, later!

That's right. I told a girl I was like Superman to her and then she remembered me. Of course, that's only because she was often teased because she thought I was at least 3 different guys. I'd either change my glasses or wear a hoodie and she kept asking Cole who all the boys were. It was just me. Similar to how Superman puts on glasses and BOOM! Clark Kent.

Lois Lane is such a dumb broad.

Not that Elysia's a dumb broad. It's not like I took her flying all night whilst working along side her all day and she still didn't recognize me. At least we won't be telling her boyfriend that. Now, will we?